Thursday, September 27, 2007

"I Want to Take this Time to Apologize for. . Things that Haven't Ocurred Yet."

Please listen to this song by Akon. I have become obsessed with it. Just don't google Akon--promise me you won't. I have written my own version of this song. I hope you like it. It's from the heart, like Akon.

I'm sorry that I'm not a very cute mom
I never wear shorts and I'm not that young
I don't make breakfast every day
I don't make oatmeal without a microwave

You make your own breakfast and you do it so well
I'm sorry if you spill then I will yell

I'm sorry that your room makes me so mad
Your toys are pointy and they hurt my feet bad
You throw your clothes all over the floor
I swear that I will never buy you any more

I'm sorry I gave you a failing grade
You taught my kids chess and ya thought ya had it made
But you know you never came to class
BYU fight club was kickin' your a**

I'm so sorry that I called you Pieface
You were such a great guyface
And this is really bad
Because you died and that makes me sad

I'm sorry Doug Fabrizio left his kids
I would never make excuses for what he did
But I don't even know if that is true
I love him unconditionally, what can I do?

I'm sorry I never go walking with you
Christian's gone a lot; I swear it's true
I'm also lazy that's a fact
I guess that's why I'm fat

I'm sorry I don't pet you please don't pout
but you kill so many mice it freaks me out
I never cuddle with you or pat your head
Cat litter is stinky and you shed

You can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
You can put the blame on me
That"s right just put the blame on me

I'm sorry that Claire can't be herself
And do a back flip off that shelf
I'm sorry Nathan grew an ugly beard
I'm sorry Hiro's hero turned out so weird

I'm sorry Peter's locked up in that crate
I'm sorry his life is not that great
I'm sorry for those immigrants who got a big scare
I am so glad Peter cut his hair

I'll take that blame on me
Even though the blame's on you
Even though the blame's on you
I'll take that blame on me.


  1. I thought Nathan's beard was pretty ugly, but that Peter looked like he was in pretty good shape for having been blown up as a nuclear bomb in outer space and all...

  2. I hate walking with other people, I really would rather be fat.

    And I blame you for making me feel like I am a poser-blogger, not half-as entertaining as the real thing.

  3. I need to know who Pieface is. The name rings a bell.

  4. You should enter this in a poetry contest.

  5. I made a promise to myself years ago to never wear shorts again. I have kept that promise, and the world is glad.

    Remember, you really ARE a cool mom--because you like Whitesnake!

  6. I love it! I wish my speakers were working so I could play the song and sing your lyrics with it.

  7. Yeah, what is WITH Hiro's hero? I'm not sure I'm down with that.

    LVC, you and I will be united in un-shorts-dom.

  8. Well, Kacy -- I accept the apology. But you are a WAY cooler mom than I am. =)

    Thanks for the laugh.

  9. Do I need to apologize to anyone else? (I mean anyone besides the ASL community?)

    Thanks, everyone, for saying I'm cool. It still doesn't make up for me not being cute.

  10. I love're just covering your bases. Well done.

  11. Kacy,
    you rock. That was an absolutely fabulous rendition of the song. Way to go.
    And I'm glad that Peter cut his hair too.

  12. You really need to make a video for this version. It would be fawesome.


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