Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Feeling Lame

One night Christian and I were parallel Facebooking on our laptops in bed. (I know! It's so romantic and intimate. I shouldn't have told you.) I told him that I hate it when I look at Online Friends and see no one or just dumb people. "It makes me feel so lame," I told him. He dismissed it with a shrug. "I never feel lame." Isn't that weird? He isn't lame, but still. I can't even imagine what it would feel like to never feel lame.

Anyway, if me and some weirdo I barely know from high school are the only people Facebooking late on a Friday night, I feel lame.

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  1. if you're concerned about appearances, there's a way you can make it look so you aren't online (on Facebook) but really, you are. Thus, minimizing your 'lameness'

    Also, I just did this yesterday.
    Go to the main FB home page, scroll to the bottom, and change your language to English(pirate). Thank me later.

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  2. This would be my every Friday and Saturday night.

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  3. I ususally feel lame - so I can't really blame it on Facebook.

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  4. What if you are the ONLY ONE on Facebook? With no friends to chat with. Not even the lame ones.

    (Of course, this has NEVER happened to me. I was just throwing it out there as a purely hypothetical situation.)

    Right, right...

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  5. Am I lame if I don't Facebook at all, too?

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  6. Most Friday nights I find myself fully dressed but under the covers watching Dogtown. Which I Tivo. What were we talking about? Something about lame, or something.

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  7. You can only hope the other people listed as your online friends aren't thinking the same about you. And, the Pirate thing is worth your time.

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  8. I'd be happy to have a lame-off with you. I'm confident I would win.

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  9. That's a good sign that your husband doesn't ever feel lame, because that makes you a quintessential de-lame-ifier. He needs to work on helping de-lame-ify you as well. Hurry, before you fall into the pit of patheticalness, where some of us have been before. It's not a pretty sight. Signs include loitering at the mall, eating ice cream in the closet, or spending more than eight seconds at a time on Facebook.

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  10. Did your sister Erin tell you? She and I are starting our own Anti-Nephite-Lehite thing, "Facebook Shmacebook" and only people who are so lame that they are cool can join. The fact that I just used the word 'cool' instead of some other urban dictionary word is a sure sign that I am a charter member.

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  11. Was this supposed to make me feel lame? Nice try, but it didn't work. Ha!

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  12. great! now i feel lame!

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  13. Sometimes that is the only time in the week when life slows down for all of us right. Lame, shlame.

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  14. Yeah, I am also lame. Ummm, I mean, no I'm not, it's totally COOL to be doing synchronized FB on a Friday night with your hubby. Plus, I think I'm extra special since I just tried ClistyB's suggestion with the Pirate English - Argh, cheers Matey!

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