At long last, the winner of my $75 Give Away is announced over here.
In other news, my husband and son went to dig snow caves today. They are digging them for next week's snow-cave camp out which they will also attend. The place where the snow caves are is two hours away. So yeah, that's pretty interesting and great!
What about my weekend "honey-do" list, you ask? Oh--don't make me laugh. In true MormonMommyBlogger form I think I'll just bake a gourmet cupcake today while I anticipate Mr. Faulconer's return. (Is my resentment showing? I'll just cover it with a vintage apron. Seriously--I've got like six of them.)
Last night I kept dreaming that I was really thirsty but I couldn't taste any of the water that I tried to drink. It didn't make a difference at all. This happens to me all the time because I get thirsty at night--especially when mouth breathing. As soon as I wake up I remember that it happens when I am thirsty in real life and I need to get a drink in real life. In other words, real thirst can not be quenched by dream water. I NEVER remember this when I'm dreaming though which makes me question whether a totem would mean anything at all to me in an Inception-like scenario.
Yesterday I got a haircut from Shep. Shep is very talented and even had new scissors for my haircut. It's kind of like a bob with jagged bangs. I'd post a picture but the bags under my eyes would betray my swine flu--which I keep joking about having but haven't been diagnosed with but really in my heart of hearts believe I have--so I'll spare you a picture until I look better or have an IV. It's a really great haircut because it looks like an awesome wig. When I'm an old lady I want to have a short, silver pixie cut and wear baggy but stylish and expensive gray knitwear with clogs and natural-looking pendants. I have entrusted Shep with the task of telling me when it's time. He is confident in his ability to gauge this for me, which I respect. He shows his confidence by unabashedly and really quite jauntily wearing a neckerchief pretty often.
Have a nice day. I know I will!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The Bachelor and a Give Away
I have persisted in watching The Bachelor even though I hate it because Christian keeps turning it on and I keep watching it. What's another TWO hours, right? The last time I wrote about The Bachelor someone encouraged me to vote against it by not watching it. I agree with this in theory--then again: Arrested Development. Then again: Lone Star. Then again: Two and a Half Men apparently thrives even though I have never watched it. I rest my case.
Last night Brad enchanted us with his principled stand against cheating. He has never cheated. He has NEVER cheated. He has a lot of integrity. I guess I just thought I saw him kissing five or so girls in 45 or so minutes last night and urging one of them to put it all on the line for him even though he went ahead and sent her home in the next rose ceremony. Brad feels strongly that the women should not hold back or try not to get hurt or maintain any shred of dignity--all while handily dismissing all the widest girls within the first three weeks. Impressive!
But you can't give Brad all the credit--I'm sure the producers have something to do with it. And I think they are the masterminds behind such dates as oceanophobe walking on ocean floor and (coming up next week) putting the girl with a dead race car-driving-fiance into a--wait for it--race car. After putting the same girl whose fiance died in a plane crash into a--wait for it--plane. If Anne Frank were on the bachelor I'm pretty sure Brad would take her on a date to a cramped attic.
It's all so exciting. Speaking of exciting, I've got a a $75 Give Away for you. You can use it on an Eames lounge chair, if you'd like. Please vote with your presence by leaving a comment. Let's make this the Two and a Half Men of give aways!
Last night Brad enchanted us with his principled stand against cheating. He has never cheated. He has NEVER cheated. He has a lot of integrity. I guess I just thought I saw him kissing five or so girls in 45 or so minutes last night and urging one of them to put it all on the line for him even though he went ahead and sent her home in the next rose ceremony. Brad feels strongly that the women should not hold back or try not to get hurt or maintain any shred of dignity--all while handily dismissing all the widest girls within the first three weeks. Impressive!
But you can't give Brad all the credit--I'm sure the producers have something to do with it. And I think they are the masterminds behind such dates as oceanophobe walking on ocean floor and (coming up next week) putting the girl with a dead race car-driving-fiance into a--wait for it--race car. After putting the same girl whose fiance died in a plane crash into a--wait for it--plane. If Anne Frank were on the bachelor I'm pretty sure Brad would take her on a date to a cramped attic.
It's all so exciting. Speaking of exciting, I've got a a $75 Give Away for you. You can use it on an Eames lounge chair, if you'd like. Please vote with your presence by leaving a comment. Let's make this the Two and a Half Men of give aways!
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Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Welcome, Baby: Giving Unsolicited Parenting Advice is My Passion
I love this idea that we do service on Martin Luther King Day and try to make the world a better place so I've been online trying to find a volunteer opportunity that I would like. There are so many things I would be happy to do--and so many things I would hate and dread doing. I think the United Way of Utah County has a pretty good website for finding volunteer opportunities. We did our Sub for Santa this year through them and it was a really great experience for everyone in our family except Christian who was GONE MOST OF DECEMBER AND WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN.
Sub for Santa is the perfect thing for me because I love getting presents for people. Do I want to carol at an old folks' home? No. I hate that kind of thing. But I'm not a complete jerk. We got a family with 4 kids close to my kids' ages who only lived a few blocks away from us. Maggie, especially, got into the shopping and kept a list of the kids' sizes and favorite colors. We delivered the booty a few days before Christmas. It was super exciting and may I say that our Sub for Santa family totally schooled us in graciousness. They had a modest gift for us and a very eloquent card which we will save for a long time. Talk about a class act.
So in the spirit of MLK I've been searching for something I could do to make the world a little rosier. Tutoring the functionally illiterate? No thanks. I barely read to my kids. Babysitting for morning Zumba classes at Centro Hispano? Don't make me laugh! I need a babysitter so I can work out. And so on and so on--I'm not Mother Theresa over here. But there were a few opportunities that piqued my interest. One is sack lunches. We've made sack lunches for the homeless shelter as a family before and I love it. It's a totally easy family activity (FHE, I'm looking right at you) and the people at the Food and Care Coalition are really nice and appreciative. This is a good one if you have kids in car seats because you can pull right up to deliver the lunches, feel like a hero, and you never have to unload the kids. You don't have to serve the lunches--just make them. That's all they want. Easy. I've got some pretty ambitious plans for Family Home Evening this year. Actually, it's the first time I've had a plan so that is, in itself, very ambitious. I decided to have a schedule for the types of lessons we do:
Week 1: Read a page or so from Etiquette.
I love this book and there's a chapter on what kids need to know. I don't have the most fancy of manners, but I did learn decent manners from my mom and it was a very useful tool for me because I was extremely shy and not intuitive about interacting with people. Knowing manners gave me a basic structure of how to act when I had dinner at my friends' houses or something like that. My kids definitely need this knowledge. This is the kind of FHE lesson that requires no preparation. We just read the page and practice it. "I spoon my soup away from me like tiny ships going out to sea."
Week 2: Read a lesson from the Primary Nursery Manual. This was suggested to us in our ward a few years ago--even if you have kids older than nursery age (which I do) because it's a good resource for basic principles. The lessons are easy so you don't have to really prepare. The lessons cover important topics such as being prepared.
Week 3: This week everyone will bring out their Faith in God, Duty to God, scouting, and whatever else they are working on. It's kind of hard keeping up on all this stuff, frankly. But it's definitely a good thing for kids. I'm pretty sure Ben would never spontaneously discuss ways to be more trustworthy if we weren't working on Cub Scouts. I hate Scouts. But Sam is getting really capable now because of it so I also love scouts.
Week 4: An activity. Maybe watching a movie or getting ice cream--you know "fun" things that "families" "do." I figure I can handle/afford this once a month and it will be often enough to make my kids stop telling me about all the "fun" things other "families" "do."
Long story short, whenever there's a 5th Monday I think we'll sign up to do sack lunches.
But the other opportunity that caught my eye is for a program called Welcome Baby. I read through the volunteer opportunity but thought, "Let's not go crazy just because it's Martin Luther King day." But I kept thinking about it and became obsessed with the idea and finally signed up to support new parents. I have to have some training but you can do it online and I know I will totally ace it because I know all about nursing and vaccinations. What I love about this is that I can finally give people unsolicited parenting advice! It' my passion! No one ever asks me about taking care of babies but I've had 4 and I do know how, even though I never want to have another baby ever again. It's like I'll be a nurse without having to know science or bathe sick people. It's how I will usher out my child-bearing years and transition into my pre-empty-nester years. I really can't wait. You get to take them presents (board books) and tell them what to do to take care of their baby. It's right up my alley. I know. It surprised me too. Watch out for me next MLK day--I may try to be your midwife! (Probably I won't, though.)
Get me: I live to serve!
Post Edit:
Here's an MLK-inspired project--collecting blankets for birth mothers. I love this idea, even though it is bittersweet. It's from Jack and Jaime--a couple of lurkers on my blog. I love it when couples come out of the closet in my comments.
Sub for Santa is the perfect thing for me because I love getting presents for people. Do I want to carol at an old folks' home? No. I hate that kind of thing. But I'm not a complete jerk. We got a family with 4 kids close to my kids' ages who only lived a few blocks away from us. Maggie, especially, got into the shopping and kept a list of the kids' sizes and favorite colors. We delivered the booty a few days before Christmas. It was super exciting and may I say that our Sub for Santa family totally schooled us in graciousness. They had a modest gift for us and a very eloquent card which we will save for a long time. Talk about a class act.
So in the spirit of MLK I've been searching for something I could do to make the world a little rosier. Tutoring the functionally illiterate? No thanks. I barely read to my kids. Babysitting for morning Zumba classes at Centro Hispano? Don't make me laugh! I need a babysitter so I can work out. And so on and so on--I'm not Mother Theresa over here. But there were a few opportunities that piqued my interest. One is sack lunches. We've made sack lunches for the homeless shelter as a family before and I love it. It's a totally easy family activity (FHE, I'm looking right at you) and the people at the Food and Care Coalition are really nice and appreciative. This is a good one if you have kids in car seats because you can pull right up to deliver the lunches, feel like a hero, and you never have to unload the kids. You don't have to serve the lunches--just make them. That's all they want. Easy. I've got some pretty ambitious plans for Family Home Evening this year. Actually, it's the first time I've had a plan so that is, in itself, very ambitious. I decided to have a schedule for the types of lessons we do:
Week 1: Read a page or so from Etiquette.
I love this book and there's a chapter on what kids need to know. I don't have the most fancy of manners, but I did learn decent manners from my mom and it was a very useful tool for me because I was extremely shy and not intuitive about interacting with people. Knowing manners gave me a basic structure of how to act when I had dinner at my friends' houses or something like that. My kids definitely need this knowledge. This is the kind of FHE lesson that requires no preparation. We just read the page and practice it. "I spoon my soup away from me like tiny ships going out to sea."
Week 2: Read a lesson from the Primary Nursery Manual. This was suggested to us in our ward a few years ago--even if you have kids older than nursery age (which I do) because it's a good resource for basic principles. The lessons are easy so you don't have to really prepare. The lessons cover important topics such as being prepared.
Week 3: This week everyone will bring out their Faith in God, Duty to God, scouting, and whatever else they are working on. It's kind of hard keeping up on all this stuff, frankly. But it's definitely a good thing for kids. I'm pretty sure Ben would never spontaneously discuss ways to be more trustworthy if we weren't working on Cub Scouts. I hate Scouts. But Sam is getting really capable now because of it so I also love scouts.
Week 4: An activity. Maybe watching a movie or getting ice cream--you know "fun" things that "families" "do." I figure I can handle/afford this once a month and it will be often enough to make my kids stop telling me about all the "fun" things other "families" "do."
Long story short, whenever there's a 5th Monday I think we'll sign up to do sack lunches.
But the other opportunity that caught my eye is for a program called Welcome Baby. I read through the volunteer opportunity but thought, "Let's not go crazy just because it's Martin Luther King day." But I kept thinking about it and became obsessed with the idea and finally signed up to support new parents. I have to have some training but you can do it online and I know I will totally ace it because I know all about nursing and vaccinations. What I love about this is that I can finally give people unsolicited parenting advice! It' my passion! No one ever asks me about taking care of babies but I've had 4 and I do know how, even though I never want to have another baby ever again. It's like I'll be a nurse without having to know science or bathe sick people. It's how I will usher out my child-bearing years and transition into my pre-empty-nester years. I really can't wait. You get to take them presents (board books) and tell them what to do to take care of their baby. It's right up my alley. I know. It surprised me too. Watch out for me next MLK day--I may try to be your midwife! (Probably I won't, though.)
Get me: I live to serve!
Post Edit:
Here's an MLK-inspired project--collecting blankets for birth mothers. I love this idea, even though it is bittersweet. It's from Jack and Jaime--a couple of lurkers on my blog. I love it when couples come out of the closet in my comments.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Family Circus
Remember that comic strip in the Sunday paper called Family Circus? I hated it because it was so dumb and the mom was kind of fat. Maybe I was too harsh on that fat mom.
Over here I talk about a new free app. It's called KinKast and it is handy and simple, like riding a bike.
Over here I talk about a new free app. It's called KinKast and it is handy and simple, like riding a bike.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Watching the Bachelor Makes Me Feel Awful
I've never watched The Bachelor before, but this season Christian is Tivo-ing it because his friend's ex-wife is one of the contestants. I suppose that might be a better reason to not watch it--in solidarity with the ex-husband but everything is really confusing these days because of reality TV and Twitter. It's hard to remember who to support and how to be loyal.
Of course I find the show appalling, the contestants hideous, and everything that takes place mortifying. I do not enjoy watching it because I do not enjoy being faced with evidence that people are pathetic, shallow, desperate, manipulative, embarrassing, and dumb. It really gets me down, to tell you the truth. But it's compelling in a way. It's compelling in the same way a gag reflex is compelling. Both feel bad to me, but some people look forward to throwing up because it makes them feel so much better after. To each their own! (I really mean that.)
I do find it heartening that the bachelor seems to have pretty decent taste in women. He chose spunky, smart, classy women to stay for the second week. Of course, one might question my use of the word "classy" in this context. Nevertheless, I think I would be in love with Emily if I were the bachelor.
She's just like a blond Lyla Garrity. (I know. RIGHT?) She has the appeal of Dolly Parton and the charm of Loretta Lynne. She's not my type in real life but in real life I'm not a man on The Bachelor. If I were a man on The Bachelor I'm quite certain I would "love" the prettiest one. Apparently a lot of women on The Bachelor think he will love the easiest one but if The Bachelor has taught us anything, it has taught us that there's no need to buy the milk when you are getting it for free. In this metaphor I forget what "buying the milk" means but I do remember that "getting it for free" means lots of tight hugs in swimming suits!
As I was saying, if I were the bachelor I wouldn't like that Emily already has a daughter but if I were the bachelor I would be too embarrassed to admit that her daughter was a turn- off because it would really make me look like a jerk so I would choose her to prove that I wasn't a jerk and that I love kids. That's just one way reality TV keeps it real. May the best man win!
The other thing I've noticed while watching the bachelor is that it is really long. Incredibly long--longer than most movies. This is great because so much keeps happening. It's like, as long as they are filming things keep happening. If it weren't so long it would probably be a real nightmare to edit. All I know is that you can't edit love--true love, that is. To quote Rachel who, sadly, went home this week in spite of forgetting to wear pants on her date, "I hardly ever cry!"
Of course I find the show appalling, the contestants hideous, and everything that takes place mortifying. I do not enjoy watching it because I do not enjoy being faced with evidence that people are pathetic, shallow, desperate, manipulative, embarrassing, and dumb. It really gets me down, to tell you the truth. But it's compelling in a way. It's compelling in the same way a gag reflex is compelling. Both feel bad to me, but some people look forward to throwing up because it makes them feel so much better after. To each their own! (I really mean that.)
I do find it heartening that the bachelor seems to have pretty decent taste in women. He chose spunky, smart, classy women to stay for the second week. Of course, one might question my use of the word "classy" in this context. Nevertheless, I think I would be in love with Emily if I were the bachelor.
She's just like a blond Lyla Garrity. (I know. RIGHT?) She has the appeal of Dolly Parton and the charm of Loretta Lynne. She's not my type in real life but in real life I'm not a man on The Bachelor. If I were a man on The Bachelor I'm quite certain I would "love" the prettiest one. Apparently a lot of women on The Bachelor think he will love the easiest one but if The Bachelor has taught us anything, it has taught us that there's no need to buy the milk when you are getting it for free. In this metaphor I forget what "buying the milk" means but I do remember that "getting it for free" means lots of tight hugs in swimming suits!
As I was saying, if I were the bachelor I wouldn't like that Emily already has a daughter but if I were the bachelor I would be too embarrassed to admit that her daughter was a turn- off because it would really make me look like a jerk so I would choose her to prove that I wasn't a jerk and that I love kids. That's just one way reality TV keeps it real. May the best man win!
The other thing I've noticed while watching the bachelor is that it is really long. Incredibly long--longer than most movies. This is great because so much keeps happening. It's like, as long as they are filming things keep happening. If it weren't so long it would probably be a real nightmare to edit. All I know is that you can't edit love--true love, that is. To quote Rachel who, sadly, went home this week in spite of forgetting to wear pants on her date, "I hardly ever cry!"
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Thursday, January 06, 2011
Books I Read in December: 2010
Remember 2010? Personally, I've moved on to 2011 and I'm not looking back but here is my last book list from December 2010. I read 60 books this year. Good for me!
Johhny Tremain by Esther Forbes
Sam had to read this for his History class so I got it from the library and read it too. Or I should say, "instead," since he still hasn't read it. Watching the movie in class demotivated him somewhat because after you've seen the movie, why would you read the book? I kind of agree with this--you should read the book before you watch the movie. I hate having the endings spoiled. This is a good book. I like it.
The Weed that Strings the Hangman's Bag by Alan Bradley
This book is pretty delightful. It was recommended to me by a lot of you and I appreciate the suggestions. I'll have to go back and read The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie. It's always checked out so I started with this one. It should be a great series.
The Book of Fate by Brad Meltzer
I've been destined to read a Brad Melzter book since I became infatuated with his celebrity playlist on iTunes. He has a show on the History Channel now that I like to watch. Anyway, this book was compelling and John-Grishamy. Brad Meltzer seems pretty cool.
Cassette From My Ex Edited by Jason Bitner
Christian got me all the books that have been sitting in my Amazon Shopping Cart for over a year now. I store them there so I will remember what I want to read. It was a very thoughtful gift. This was one of them and it is a treat to read. It's a bunch of short essays on mix tapes--with the playlists included.
The Little Black Book of Style by Nina Garcia
This reminds that I also read (but forgot to write down--which means I read 61 books this year, but who's counting?) The One Hundred by Nina Garcia also.
I love Nina. She's really rich. I'm going to spend the rest of my life acquiring my own one hundered wardrobe essentials. I already have some of them. Nina really hates terry cloth robes. I don't get that. But I'll do whatever she says. Nina was considered a Colombian princess when she came to the United States to go to boarding school. Can you imagine? She still likes to make fun of duck boots.
Favorite book of 2010? I'm always looking for recommendations.
Johhny Tremain by Esther Forbes
Sam had to read this for his History class so I got it from the library and read it too. Or I should say, "instead," since he still hasn't read it. Watching the movie in class demotivated him somewhat because after you've seen the movie, why would you read the book? I kind of agree with this--you should read the book before you watch the movie. I hate having the endings spoiled. This is a good book. I like it.
The Weed that Strings the Hangman's Bag by Alan Bradley
This book is pretty delightful. It was recommended to me by a lot of you and I appreciate the suggestions. I'll have to go back and read The Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie. It's always checked out so I started with this one. It should be a great series.
The Book of Fate by Brad Meltzer
I've been destined to read a Brad Melzter book since I became infatuated with his celebrity playlist on iTunes. He has a show on the History Channel now that I like to watch. Anyway, this book was compelling and John-Grishamy. Brad Meltzer seems pretty cool.
Cassette From My Ex Edited by Jason Bitner
Christian got me all the books that have been sitting in my Amazon Shopping Cart for over a year now. I store them there so I will remember what I want to read. It was a very thoughtful gift. This was one of them and it is a treat to read. It's a bunch of short essays on mix tapes--with the playlists included.
The Little Black Book of Style by Nina Garcia
This reminds that I also read (but forgot to write down--which means I read 61 books this year, but who's counting?) The One Hundred by Nina Garcia also.
I love Nina. She's really rich. I'm going to spend the rest of my life acquiring my own one hundered wardrobe essentials. I already have some of them. Nina really hates terry cloth robes. I don't get that. But I'll do whatever she says. Nina was considered a Colombian princess when she came to the United States to go to boarding school. Can you imagine? She still likes to make fun of duck boots.
Favorite book of 2010? I'm always looking for recommendations.
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