Monday is a special day. It's the day we recover from Sunday. Someone asked me for a playlist to listen to while cleaning her house. You won't get this kind of service from Dooce, y'all. I hope it inspires and energizes you. It is also designed to bring out and soothe the martyr in you. Why should you have to clean the house anyway? Why is it so hard to get a little help around here? Is that so much to ask? Let Bono murmur in your ear. You deserve it. Unless you hate Bono. If that's the case you'll have a good chuckle over his falsetto while the rest of us catch our breath. And if your cleaning routine involves cleaning up excrement, vomit, or urine, take heart--Track #9 is for you. Why Elvis and Willie? Well, Willie's version is more beautiful but I think we'd all rather hear Elvis saying it to us. This is a long playlist because there's a lot of resentment to build up and subsequently let go while you are putting away other people's things. Listen up: When your husband gets home it will be like he already said "sorry."