This is a grocery list I emailed to Christian in 2007. I think it captures the exquisite thrill of being married to me.
crushed tomatoes (several cans of them)
diapers for Ellen (size 1, cheapest but not store brand)
Loreal Excellence hair dye in whatever color you want my hair to be (if too hard, I'll get it later)
a bunch of inflated helium balloons--keep in your truck for tomorrow morning.