When I first wake up in the morning I see through my bathroom and into my closet what looks to me like the Elephant Man in profile.
For your comparison (he's facing the other way here):
Does it look like that to you? It doesn't scare me--I don't think the Elephant Man would harm me. I feel really sorry for him but mostly I just don't want to be around him. It's kind of nice, though, to view him in profile from a slight distance so he won't see me watching him.
Of course, it's not really the Elephant Man.