Monday, March 31, 2008

Awakened By the Elephant Man or "Good Morning, John Merrick!"

When I first wake up in the morning I see through my bathroom and into my closet what looks to me like the Elephant Man in profile.
For your comparison (he's facing the other way here):
Does it look like that to you? It doesn't scare me--I don't think the Elephant Man would harm me. I feel really sorry for him but mostly I just don't want to be around him. It's kind of nice, though, to view him in profile from a slight distance so he won't see me watching him.

Of course, it's not really the Elephant Man.

11 comments:

  1. and that is dang scary!

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  2. I would be closing that door!

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  3. That movie scared the CRAP out of me as a kid. I have no idea why my parents would let me watch that. Then again, they also took me to go see Beastmaster when I was 6.

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  4. That really is what it looks like. That is so WIERD! If he ever says anything... that's when you should get scared.

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  5. That movie haunted me for years after watching it.


    "...I am not.....an.....an i mal...."

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  6. Hey Kacy-I found your blog through a friend of a friend of a friend's blog. I love it! Your sense of humor is fantastic! I had no idea your blog was a staple in the local blogging comunity. :)
    -Trish (from your old ward)

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  7. Creepy indeed. What a way to wake up...

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  8. I don't see anything.

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  9. I still can't really think or talk about that movie. I'm sorry you have to be faced with it every day. But it is probably making you way more tolerant of the deformed.

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  10. You could dim the lights, play "Thriller," and charge the neighborhood kids a quarter to come to your spooky closet. It would get the neighborhood talking, at the very least.

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  11. What else do you have in your closet?

    You could always threaten your kids with "I'll put you in THE closet!?"

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