Tuesday, April 01, 2008

A Riddle Wrapped in an Enigma

I have a box on my porch where a milkman from the Winder Dairy leaves milk and other goodies every Monday. Inside that box is an envelope. On that envelope is a question: "Will you open this?" Inside that envelope is an enigmatic message--a request? It reads, simply, "Dogmilk." Because that's the kind of thing Ben thinks is funny.

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  1. He gets that from you.

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  2. Well, uhm, he's right.

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  3. So was that a request for the milkman? That is pretty funny.

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  4. Does Winder Dairy supply dogmilk? I wonder what it tastes like.

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  5. One of the many reasons I love Ben. Many.

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  6. next thing you know he'll be wanting dogcheese.mmmmmmm.

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  7. hee hee

    I love that.

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  8. makes ya wonder what other kids leave the Winder guy...

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  9. Did Ben write that all by himself? Dogmilk aside, you've got yourself a little prodigy! Or, maybe the concept of dogmilk should be included in the consideration of Ben as prodigy. Yeah, only a true prodigy could invent the concept of dogmilk at the Winder Dairy.

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  10. "You can milk anything with nipples."

    What you need to do is when the milkman drops off the milk next time, put a label that says "Dogmilk" and tell Ben that it is especially for him and he has to drink it. Add some dog hair around the cap for extra credit.

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