On her body after baby:
"Half my wardrobe is already stretched. Tell me about it. Not all my clothes fit the same. That happens to you too? I thought rich people could buy new clothes in every size. You're just like me after all! I don't even think it's a weight thing; Uhhh--me not so much. But whatever. I think your body just changes after you have a baby. Can I get an amen? I don't care either way, Me neither sistah! but I'm not used to having a tank top or bra underneath my clothes. What the? You always hear that people with blond hair or larger breasts get more attention, but I never really thought that was real! Wait, huh? Is this about nursing or just--you're losing me. . . Nicole? I bet Lionel is an amazing grandfather, right? I like wearing shirts You better start talking about Onesies soon. . . that are a bit see-through because before it didn't really matter. Is this about how you got pregnant? But now it's like, Uh-oh, I could get arrested." Um. You're weird.
Oh, come on! Nicole and Joel are a regular couple. See how they just work in the yard and stuff?
Now that's just hysterical. Some of these people have about three brain cells.
ReplyDeleteWhere on earth did you get that photo?
ReplyDeleteWhat? You don't look like that when you do yard work with your husband?
ReplyDeleteIt's actually a good day when I put a bra on to go out in our backyard. Or front yard. Whatev.
I don't even know who these celebrities are - my popular culture awareness is pretty pathetic - but they seem to fit the stereotype!!
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly what I look like when I do yardwork.
ReplyDeleteSo...see-through shirts and no pads...I think those milk spots on her chest is what would get her arrested.
ReplyDeleteShe totally lives in the land of reality. ha.
ReplyDeleteYou've nailed it.
ReplyDeleteSee through shirts = unplanned pregnancy. It just makes sense.
That photo makes me think I live on an entirely different planet than these people.
Awesome. Could she be anymore unrealistic? Amazing. Sometimes I'm really glad that I don't relate with everybody-- YIKES!!
ReplyDeleteI was feeling so alone, having all these kids, not having time to exercise and accepting my changed body, adjusting to very little time to myself, and after reading this, I just don't feel. . . .so alone.
ReplyDeleteI trim the hedge in a party dress and high heels. I thought everyone did.
ReplyDeleteHappy belated birthday, by the way.
ReplyDeletei'm fairly certain the picture is supposed to be ironic... which works with the post, but not with these comments.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't the baby pick up a friggin' rake. She's just lying there getting in the way.
ReplyDeleteAre you all to youg to remember, Donna Reid, Lucille Ball.........? They all wore pearls, aprons, dresses along with heels as they puttered around the house, making cookies for the kids and martini's for their men! What's wrong with you? Nichol is "old school!"
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Thanks for the good laugh this morning.
ReplyDeletethat made me laugh.
ReplyDeletecelebs are so weird. this post proves it.
They look just like regular folks out in the yard. Except for the dry clean only dress, impractical shoes, perfect hair, $3million buggy, a husband in a suit who has clearly never held a rake before in his life, oh, yeah, and he's raking...the gravel???
ReplyDeleteThere's something so loveable about Nicole tho, she was hilarious on the Simple Life and when she's at a heathly weight looks absolutely stunning!
ReplyDeleteOf course this is reality! I know you like to wear thin tops with no bra... who doesn't. And trimming the hedge in a party dress... AMEN.
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke. Love your comments.