One night Christian and I were parallel Facebooking on our laptops in bed. (I know! It's so romantic and intimate. I shouldn't have told you.) I told him that I hate it when I look at Online Friends and see no one or just dumb people. "It makes me feel so lame," I told him. He dismissed it with a shrug. "I never feel lame." Isn't that weird? He isn't lame, but still. I can't even imagine what it would feel like to never feel lame.
Anyway, if me and some weirdo I barely know from high school are the only people Facebooking late on a Friday night, I feel lame.