Look how nice I am. I give babies onesies. I'm always getting bad press for being a hater but there you have it. I gave a baby a onesie.
Here is a list of kids' shows I do hate though:
Sid the Science Kid--This is THE worst show ever. The mom on it is so desperate and lame it hits a little too close to home and I can't bear to watch her sing/rap, "Mom is so awesome. But now it's time. To go to school. " Sid himself is the epitome of everything I hope my children are not. This show is not allowed.
Caillou--Guess what Caillou! You're retarded.
Clifford--Everyone on this show is a big self-centered jerk. There is proven evidence that shows like this teach kids to be big jerks. My librarian used to read us Clifford books every week in kindergarten. It was OK, if somewhat vapid. The cartoon fails for Emily Elizabeth's voice alone. Emily Elizabeth if you keep talking like that and refuse to go by just "Emily" no one will like you in high school--also a proven fact.
Dragon Tales--Hyperactive, supersensitive, obnoxious, selfish, and dumb--this describes Zack, Cassie, Weezie, Max, and Ord. What's good about this show? And that Quetzal! He makes me sick to look at him with his moles and sagging skin.
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse--It beckons with the unimaginative, "Come inside it's fun inside" and goes downhill from there.
And I don't like Curious George either. Why? Because I find him insufferable. Here's what I'd like the man with the yellow hat to say, "No, George. Stop it. Don't touch that. Get down." Why should I humor him? He's a monkey.
Those are the worst ones I can think of.