On my way home from the store today I was eating a bag of chocolate donut gems (but that doesn't have anything to do with the dry-heaving to follow) and minding my own business when I saw this cat that I hate. I totally and involuntarily dry-heaved when I saw it because it disgusts me.
I have a fairly attractive cat. I'm not what you would call a cat person but I think I can objectively say that he's pretty good-looking. At the very least, he's on the positive side of neutral. (Hey, most people would KILL to be on the positive side of neutral!) Here, take a look at Ozzy. I'll just upload the picture I wear in my "I Heart Kitties" locket.
The cat I saw today is hideous. I've seen him before and it is a horrifying experience because he looks just like Ozzy except hideous. I am always taken aback by the sight of this cat--always. It disgusts me. It is huge-headed and mangy and has a depraved look in his face that makes me sick. I couldn't get his picture but it looks a lot Ozzy, except more like this:
See, to me, Ozzy looks pretty much like this:
And the other cat looks almost exactly like this:
Blek. Gag. The End.