Monday, March 17, 2008

Not A Typical Blog Post

This is not a typical blog post. For your information--here is a typical post from me:

Hello friend, I love X-files! It's so awesome. Aren't kids such a pain sometimes--seriously!! I love TV. I love Doug Fabrizio. Want to tell me about how he left his wife? Aaaarrrggg--Go ahead! Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone? I'm just not sure!! Let's talk about my hair. It's short. Tell me I look better with short hair, even though it's too severe and I'm too fat to pull it off. So what else. . . I'm cheap! But I also like to buy things! I like to buy everything I read about in blogs. I love Pink Floyd. Lets talk about all their singers and how they went crazy. No--let's talk about how Robert Plant loves Lord of the Rings. That makes me think of Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter! Want to compare me on Facebook with your other more outgoing, more fun to hang out with for the day, more useful, more talented and funnier friends? Great! Go ahead. Who takes those ratings seriously, right? Let me just complain about my kids some more but also post pictures of them because really I think they are cute and better than your kids. . . but I would never say that. I love superheroes! Flight or invisibility? Flight or invisibility? FLIGHT OR INVISIBILITY! I like diet coke. Why shouldn't I?! Lost is really awesome and also confusing. Do you like me? Prove it by commenting! I like you. You like me even though you didn't comment on my barnacles post, right? Right? How's my hair? Does it really look like that? You like it short, right? I'm cool! I hate lame stuff. I love Hostess. . . and science (but I don't really "get" it).

Oh, wait. . . maybe this post is pretty typical because look how cute my baby is:
She climbs stairs!!
Sometimes we say she smiles so hard that it actually looks ugly , but really we think it's cute.Happy St. Patrick's Day! But she's wearing hearts. . . who cares!! Have a great day. I'm Irish! Yay! Irish is cool!

13 comments:

  1. That face is hilarious.

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  2. that smile is great. She's FIERCELY happy!

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  3. I should go back and watch X-files. No, the JFK Assassination was a conspiracy. You look great with short hair! All I remember about Pink Floyd was listening to "The Wall" incessantly at Girls' Camp. I would say invisibility since it seems there would be more control. Ellen is a little doll. Sometimes I smile so hard that I am ugly, too. I commented, therefore you know I love you. :)

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  4. She doesn't look sick. Is she sick? She seems...I don't know...more likely to get sick.

    I love Harry Potter and I love your short hair and I love to comment because it means my brain works. Maybe.

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  5. What about U2? Do you like Bono?

    Margaret and I are both laughing out loud: LOL, LOL!

    Ellen is so cute! And I love how Ben is helping her on the stairs. He's so protective and sweet.

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  6. It's good to have her practice her scary face at such a young age. She will be able to protect herself when she is older.
    I also appreciate that you posted your kids Easter clothing on your sidebar. Because these are the things I really want to know and no one tells me!

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  7. Laughing so hard that I'm ugly right now...

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  8. Some of us need neither to smile hard nor to laugh in order to be ugly. And I didn't comment on barnacles because I didn't have a clue what to say. But I agree that your kids are among the eleven best-looking kids in existence. You and the hubby aren't too bad either.

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  9. Look at that hair! What a cute baby. And your typical blog post is frighteningly similar to mine. Reading it made me hate myself. Maybe I'd better blog about it so I can get some validating comments right away.

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  10. I want to be you and I love your she-baby's grimace.

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  11. Oh this made me laugh! Love the comment about your baby's face when she smiles. Funny.

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  12. That is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time.

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  13. You. Are. Hilarious.

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