I wore this spunky striped shirt dress from Lands End to church today. It's about knee- length with buttons all the way down, stripes, and a belt. When I sat down in sacrament meeting the buttons gaped open a little. It wouldn't have been the end of the world if they had been gaping open to a white slip but I was wearing a flesh-colored body shaper which, as you have probably guessed from the part I told you about the gaping, was not doing it's job.
I'm not saying it's OK to flash slip but flashing flesh color really ups the obscenity level. Especially when it is flashing from your lap. It was as if I were totally brittneyspearsin' it. So I went home to change. I knew that I would be blessed for my modesty. That blessing came in the form of sacrament meeting going by really fast. I got back just in time for the last part of a brother-sister duet which was fine by me because I basically feel uncomfortable when people try.