Saturday, September 02, 2006

These Things are True about Me Even Though They Show How Immature I Am

1. Sometimes my 6-year-old daughter gets really upset because she has something to tell me but she's scared it will hurt me. I assure her and encourage her to tell me. She tells me that she doesn't like my outfit. I reassure her that she has not hurt my feelings and that I don't care. Then I change my outfit.

2. I think skateboarding is a truly awesome hobby--no matter how many losers are into it. (Stacy Peralta turned out really well.)

3. I feel dumb doing corny Cub Scout "applause" (round of applause, mosquito applause, etc.) Now, a non-immature person would know it's dumb but would do it anyway and not feel dumb. I know it's dumb, do it anyway, feel dumb and wish I weren't doing it.

4. I think I would look cooler wearing an electric guitar. Because everyone does.

5. When I am in bed in the morning and I'm tired and I don't want to get up, I think about sugar cereal and it makes me leap out of bed excitedly.


  1. I am awake at 12:57am because I want to see how "I Know What You Did Last Summer" ends...(it seemed an appropriate addition to the list.)

  2. My daughter cried the other night because she has a dad "who doesn't have any hair." So now Topher wears a wig. Talk about immature!

    Have you purchased new couches yet?

  3. Two things my kids learned from me (sadly):

    1)Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Centipede who?
    Santa peed down the chimney.

    2)Beans, beans the magical fruit. . .

  4. congrads - you are human like the rest of us...

  5. I am terrified for the day my son is old enough for scouts. I hate the round of applause thing. Don't get me wrong...I'm not terrified for HIM to be in scouts... I'm terrified they will call ME into scouts.

    I'm going to try to remember sugar cereal when I wake up... maybe it will help me, too!

  6. I would really like to have a half-pipe at our house.


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