Monday, August 27, 2012

For You Guys Who Read My Blog

[This starts out to the tune of "Time In a Bottle" by Jim Croce but it takes a left turn at the Dark Arts into Gangsterville. The rhymed couplets were inspired by David Rakoff. The last person who inspired me to wrote poetry was. . . wait for it. . . . Akon.]

Hello friends, it's great to see
That you're still here reading me
After all this time
To you, l'chaim

And maybe it's not "Every Day"
But it's a lot and I'm so way
Into you
And what you do

Cuz you're not a troll and you don't care
That I throw away poopy underwear
If I blog about not much for dinner
You don't tell me that my kids look thinner

You're so great This blog's a date
We can talk about what we hate
Or what we love and here's a clue
It starts with Honey and ends with Boo

In the Dark Arts we don't dabble
You've got my back over at Babble
I had a baby had a baby had a baby had four
Ya'll know that I think I might die if I have more

Blogging is 10% luck 20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
It's 5% input 50% my own say
and 100% reason to write the book every day


  1. Are comments kind of like
    typing with your glottis?
    Always welcomed
    except when from Goddess?

  2. Props, J. It's not easy to rhyme with Goddess.

  3. you're mourning the rakoff, aren't you?

    1. I knew it, too. I think he possessed me to write a Seussian poem for my Grandma this week. I miss him already. *sigh*.......Whatever possessed you, I LOVE IT! Thank you for thanking so artistically

  4. Wow! I'm impressed, that would have taken me like a month to write.

  5. And that is why I read you. Amazing, dear :)

  6. Anonymous9:08 PM

    It is finally time that I let you know that your writing has made me actually comment for the first time on any blog-EVER! I stumbled across your writing on Light Refreshments served, found this blog, and followed you to babble(and actually commented there). I want to let you know personally how much I enjoy your thoughts and the time you take to write. I get a kick out of it, learn new ideas about how to parent, and see that how I feel as a mother is how other women also feel. Even if it seems like I am the odd ball at church. Just want to let you know you rock! AnnMarie

  7. Well and that is also why I enjoy reading your blog Blogging Profits Unleashed


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